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What's It Like To Have More Girlfriends Than Any Rock, Movie Or
By Elvis Preston King, Fri Dec 9th
Yes, that includes presidents, sorry Bill. Yes that includesBillionaires too, sorry Donald...Trump! I get this question a lot in my daily emails from Elvis fans. In a word...it is fabulous. It's like being Jack Nicholson onlyall of your fans are girls! Hot chics follow me around, call meconstantly and beg to just spend an hour with me. Even the girlswho have found out that I am a playboy still beg for dates. It'sanimal attraction. Men envy me while secretly admiring me. Gentlemen, there is nothing like the thrill of having an eroticsexual roll in the hay with hot 18 to 22 year old dream girls.That's what I do. That's what I am all about. I am the world'snumber 1 pick up artist (pua) in the world, bar none. I get laidmore than the number 2 pua 4 to 1 times more! My name is ElvisPreston King. I was a millionaire playboy and now I am just a playboy. I don'teven have gasoline to fill up the Rolls so she just sits waitingfor my next big financial boom. In the meantime I am stillgetting laid like it is 1969! I am looking for ONE retired gentleman who loves women butgetting laid is like pulling teeth for him. I am willing toshare in my good fortune so to speak. All of my buddies get laidwhen they hang out with me. You see I
am a loner and have veryfew friends... Just girlfriends. One buddy had a heart attackand unlike Bill Clinton he is just waiting for the big one totake him to glory. I am sure if the mainstream press takes mymessage to the attention of the men of the world Bill Clintonwill be one of the first to pick up the phone and call ElvisPreston King. We met briefly and discussed mutual star friendsand his brother when he was abruptly interrupted and he wasrushed to another meeting before he found out that I was theGrand Master of Seduction.There is just one spot available for the man who loves women andhas the time and money to get away for a permanent vacation toParadise Island. Get your spot before Bill finds out I amavailable! Needless to say I have the utmost respect for BillClinton as a womanizer, it's just that with my help he would getlaid 100 times more! Elvis Preston King: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
About
the author:World's Top Pick up Artist for Hire! Gentlemen, we're nottalking
about just any pua... we're talking about the world'snumber 1 pick up artist.
This man gets laid more than any manalive. The good news is YOU can too. No
seminars, no classes, nobooks to study. Elvis does everything for YOU. All
you have todo is show up and make mad passionate love to your newgirlfriends.
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