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Raccoon clinging to bricks six stories up a
Burlington, Iowa, apartment building, a masked burglar is finally
collared by the authorities

If you are searching for Raccoon Coloring Pages, you have probably come to the wrong site. This site is dedicated to helping people safely and humanely getting rid of raccoons who have made a den in the attic of homes or other places humans really do not want them to be.

Check out our site map for hints and tips on other pages to get rid of raccoons safely. We strongly recommend getting rid of raccoons in a humane manner. Raccoons are incredibly cute and that is why they are so popular to as raccoon coloring pages for your kids to color. Raccoons are also the subject of a song as well and many children have learned the words to this song as well as enjoyed raccoon coloring pages.

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
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Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot-he drew fast and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.

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